Thursday, August 04, 2005

a sonnet of love for jack in the box

Oh, Jack In The Box
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways?

Ultimate Cheeseburger, Jumbo Jack
Who am I kidding?
None of your burgers are whack!

Juicy and plump, hot and so good
It must be a sin
To devour such food!

The fries are so crispy, golden, and brown
Whether curly or straight
They're the best around.

And then there's more, 'cause you know what?
They don't have to advertise
With that Paris Hilton slut!

Just a big headed clown man, with pointy, cute hat
And lips that don't move
You just can't beat that.

So here's to my sweet, love so delicious
With every mouthwatering bite,
You fulfill my tastebud's wishes!

By King Congruence, 08.05.05

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