KYLE WINS! PARKING NAZIS LOSE!

I just had to relay the message. CAUTION: PROFANE CHOICE WORDS AHEAD!!!

Those fuckers have gotten me for the last time. How dare they write me a fucking ticket for some shit that I had no control over. I bet they know now. You don't write Kyle a ticket and threaten to kick him off campus... bastards. What the hell... Who the hell gets off on writing poor college kids tickets when they park 1 minute over in a timed space anyway. Short, fat, incestuous, leprechaun-lookin', po dunk Pickens County trailer trash backwash 6th grade educated little pieces of shit do, that's who. God bless Mark Hunnicut... THE ONLY decent person in parking services. He got that mess taken care of. I SWEAR on ALL that is decent in the Office of Parking Services (which isn't much), that the next time I see one of those piece of shit white parking nazi trucks, I am stopping whatever I am doing and writing a profane and disgusting message for them... and then I'm gonna blow my nose in it and neatly place it under the drivers side windsheild wiper for them to find when they return from writing however many tickets they write... And then I'm gonna sit in a bush about 13.4 feet away from the car and watch the fat parking bitch read the message and get my snot all over their hands. Fucker...

Okay, I'm done.But yes. Kyle is once again a welcome car on the campus of Clemson University. Let this entry be a warning, that if they intend on doing some shit like that again, they've got another thing coming...

DISCLAIMER: King Congruence hardly ever writes in such offensive language. Please forward all complaints about profanity in the entry above to:

Office of Parking Services
G-01 Edgar Brown Union
Box 344014, Clemson, SC
29634-4014
864-656-2270
parksrv@clemson.edu